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Tuesday, May 27th, 2003
12:29 am
[j3rd]


dear dook[e] deathly,
i heard you replaced robert smith.
you look great!

signed,
concerned parent

Current Mood: fknGAHGAH twitch gah fook
Thursday, April 10th, 2003
10:28 am
[foul_priestess]
my toe fell off yesterday and i cant find it anywhere! and i just don't know what to do.

Current Mood: distressed
Tuesday, March 4th, 2003
12:12 am
[foul_priestess]
Why ping sommthing, so that mmy computer insist on moving the cursor around whenever I am tyy typing is horribly mangled and become utterly unreadable. [the previous is an unedited example]

On second thought,: Why does my computer suck? I should translate that [:self destructs:e is no hope for the wayward compy ther]

Current Mood: existing?
Monday, March 3rd, 2003
11:09 pm
[disembrainer]
Dear Duke Deathly,
I am curious:
Where are my Fkn ++rad Molly Ringwald-style sunglasses?
I KNOW you took them?
WHY?

Current Mood: curious
4:22 am
[j3rd]
dearest dukedeathly,

i have a slight problem with my groin area.
every few days it itches and burns, sort of like mosquitos, but it bleeds pus, and bleeds blood of all things!
should i be practicing birth control for this obvious male menstruation?

ttyl,
confused in utah

Current Mood: HELP!
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