dear dook[e] deathly,
i heard you replaced robert smith.
you look great!
concerned parent Current Mood: fknGAHGAH twitch gah fook
my toe fell off yesterday and i cant find it anywhere! and i just don't know what to do. Current Mood: distressed
Why ping sommthing, so that mmy computer insist on moving the cursor around whenever I am tyy typing is horribly mangled and become utterly unreadable. [the previous is an unedited example]
On second thought,: Why does my computer suck? I should translate that [:self destructs:e is no hope for the wayward compy ther] Current Mood: existing?
Dear Duke Deathly,
I am curious:
Where are my Fkn ++rad Molly Ringwald-style sunglasses?
I KNOW you took them?
WHY? Current Mood: curious
i have a slight problem with my groin area.
every few days it itches and burns, sort of like mosquitos, but it bleeds pus, and bleeds blood of all things!
should i be practicing birth control for this obvious male menstruation?
confused in utah Current Mood: HELP!